Friday, July 22, 2011

Star Wars Prequels Reviews

If, like me, you were bitterly disappointed with the three prequel films, that at the time completely ruined all of your great Star Wars memories, then you should enjoy watching these reviews as they rip apart the films with much gusto and, more importantly, with much accuracy.

But, be warned they are long; The Phantom Menace review is 70 minutes in length. As much as I dislike the films I initially thought: "I'm not watching a ruddy 70-minute review." But less than five minutes in and I was hooked - "I am watching a ruddy 70-minute review!"

Anyway, they are very clever, very insightful and very bloody good. Enjoy...

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Review:

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Review:

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Review:

The sad thing is that these reviews are genuinely better than most films that are released in the cinemas these days. Hmm, I might watch them again some day...

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Following Gadget

Just been messing about on the blog, changed a few things around, fiddled with this and that, not fiddled with that and this, moved the sofa next to the window and moved the bookshelf behind the table, which is now further out from the wall, laid down a new rug and chucked out the pile of crap that was on the floor. Basically, this all means it's a bit more homely here. You are now slightly closer to the fireplace and the plate of biscuits. Nice.

And I've just this minute added the Following Gadget so please follow me. I promise never to go to dodgy places or boring places. And I shall carry a whomping stick at all times for safety. Moles are not allowed to follow me for obvious reasons. (See WeAreAllBadgers for details on pesky moles.)

I've just decided, kind badger that I am, that I'll be giving away a free imaginary biscuit for every follower! For a limited time only I'm afraid, I'm not made of imaginary money.

These biscuits might be imaginary but, by golly, they are very, very tasty.

Wurruh! Sorry, I had a mouthful of my imaginary biscuits there. I tried to say - Enjoy!